The only thing better than a good knock-knock joke is watching your kids crack up at them! Give them something to smile about at breakfast with these 10+ SILLY JOKES FOR KIDS!
What does a cow wear?
Udder-wear!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
(L made this one up. She think's it's hysterical!)
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Shoes.
Shoes who?
Shoes don't talk!
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
French flies!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Get's jalapeño business!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here?
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Lemme.
Lemme who?
Lemme kiss you!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida want to!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
What did the dog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Cause pepper makes them sneeze!
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
What's your kid's favorite joke??? Share in the comments section below!!! Happy laughing!!!
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